Last Updated on March 10, 2025 by Colby Droscher
You’ve probably come across an entitled, choosy beggar at one point or another in your time on this earth. What’s so wild about certain choosing beggars that you cross paths with is that they can end up being some of the most picky people you’ve ever met. If you’re kind enough to help someone out who is caught up in a tight squeeze, and they then have the audacity to try to tinker around with the terms of the free handout, things are clearly going nowhere fast. These choosing beggars are definitely in need of some serious wakeup calls.
1. “The old Tinder for rent money route.”
2. “Kid at the school I go to.”
3. “Give me $5K so I can fall prey to a pyramid scheme.”
4. “Seriously though?”
5. “Oh nice, a free HD television.”
6. “Seems like a solid cause to pitch into.”
7. “A $2,000 goal even though they have an Xbox.”
8. “Guy delivering my $5 order wanted cash for gas.”
9. “Raising $4K to buy MCR tickets so they can secure that better grade.”
10. “Yay, beans.”
11. “This woman’s in her 40’s.”
12. “He lost an AirPod and posted this on Snap.”
13. “Imperative therapy, clearly.”
14. “For my mom’s birthday, I’m taking her to meet my favorite singer.”
15. “So funny that I completely forgot to laugh.”
16. “It’s my birthday, give me your hard-earned money.”
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17. “Only $25 a day for 12 hour days.”
18. “I want a free dog even though I can’t afford to take care of my cats.”
19. “In our village Facebook group.”
20. “Oh, so delivered then.”
21. “Yep, licensed individuals only please.”
