A street sign that reads, “Do not push pedestrian signal button. Pedestrian walk signal is automatic.”
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There are some signs in this world that don’t settle for mere information delivery. No, actually plenty of funny signs out there elect to keep the masses entertained with their sharp wit and entertaining jokes. It’s really a nice thing to come across amidst travels on the road, when you do find yourself in front of a funny sign.

1. Interesting name for a creek

A road sign reads “Honorable Eugene H. Erwin Memorial Bridge” above a smaller sign that says “Crazy Woman Creek.” A rural landscape with trees and a field is visible in the background.
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2. “Do not steal from small business”

A printed sign on a pegboard reads: "PLEASE DO NOT STEAL FROM A SMALL BUSINESS. STEAL FROM WAL-MART. Thank you!" The word "STEAL" is highlighted in red.
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3. Here’s a button, please don’t push it

A sign on a pole reads: "DO NOT PUSH PEDESTRIAN SIGNAL BUTTON, PEDESTRIAN WALK SIGNAL IS AUTOMATIC," illuminated by purple light, with cars and buildings visible in the background at night.
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4. The donkey is trying to get in shape for the summer

A green sign on a fence reads, "Please do not feed Gavin, the donkey, as he is on a special diet. Thank you." Trees and a shed are visible in the background.
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5. KFC is hiring only people who show up

A KFC sign displays "NOW HIRING PEOPLE THAT SHOW UP" above a smaller sign that reads "NOW HIRING OPEN 10:30 TO 9:00." The iconic Colonel Sanders logo appears at the top. Trees and power lines are in the background.
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6. “Uncontrollable humans must be leashed”

A blue sign reads: "All Pets & Any Uncontrollable Humans Must Be Leashed At All Times!!! Thank You," with an outline of a dog. The sign is placed above a potted plant near a metal structure.
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7. Are you sure it’s safe to enter here?

A narrow road curves beside a rocky cliff and dense trees. A blue and yellow sign reads, “Entering Tsunami Evacuation Area,” with a wave graphic and a running person.
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8. Sounds like a bad combination

A sign with a wheelchair symbol reads “Wheelchair entrance to Gator Beach” with a right-pointing arrow, mounted on a metal wall covered in graffiti and scratches.
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9. If you don’t want to be crushed and melted, do not park here

A sign outside a Chili's restaurant reads: “TO-GO PARKING ONLY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE CRUSHED AND MELTED,” with a red chili pepper logo at the top.
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10. Sin bad, Jesus good

A church sign reads: "2 HOT 2 KEEP CHANGING SIGN SIN BAD JESUS GOOD DETAILS INSIDE" with "FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH" displayed above in blue letters.
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11. Do not flush your hopes, nor your leggings

A framed sign from Beertown reads: "DO NOT FLUSH paper towels, sanitary products, textbooks, bras, wedding invitations, leggings, hope. Thank you -Management." The sign is placed against a tiled wall.
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12. That’s an interesting kind of bathroom

A brown sign reading "INFORMATION BATHROOM" with a right-pointing arrow stands in a lush green forest with trees and dense undergrowth. Sunlight filters through the leaves above.
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13. Wonder what happened for this to be put out

A blue sign with a drawing of a toilet reads: “Please DO NOT Drink and/or Bathe in here… The water is reclaimed.” The words “DO NOT” and “Drink/Bathe” are emphasized in red and white.
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14. That’s a very thoughtful wish

A white toilet with the lid up sits against wooden walls. On top of the tank are a roll of toilet paper and a can of air freshener. Above the toilet, a sign reads, “Hope everything comes out okay...”
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15. “More espresso, less depresso”

A cafe with large windows and a bright green sign above that reads “MORE ESPRESSO LESS DEPRESSO”; people are seated inside near the windows.
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