Beard Bloopers: 18 Times When Facial Hair Went Hilariously Wrong

All Bizarre History Internet Culture Lifestyle September 4, 2024

Nice facial hair can be the difference between someone looking like an absolute stud, and a total weirdo. What makes people think it’s okay to have a twirly beard, or a beard that looks like the Batman symbol? We are completely unsure, but here are 20 of the weirdest beards we could find.

1. Monkey Tail Or Beard?

A man with short hair and a unique beard style featuring disconnected patches of facial hair. The beard includes a patch on the chin, and striking patches on the sideburns and upper lip area. He is wearing a white shirt and standing indoors.
u/daddy-luvs-u/via reddit

2. It Seems Like It Never Ends

A man with a long, braided beard stands indoors. He is wearing a black T-shirt, a black baseball cap worn backwards, and has tattoos on his arms. The beard extends well past his waist. He appears to be in a home environment.
via reddit

3. Mini Nordic Beard

Close-up of a person with a brown mustache and a small, braided beard with a silver bead. The person is wearing a navy blue shirt with a turquoise graphic on it. Background details are out of focus.
u/qcjacobs123/via reddit

4. Trapezoid Beard

A middle-aged man with gray hair and a mustache is sitting and appears to be dozing off. He is wearing an orange shirt and a high-visibility safety vest. In the foreground, there is a bottle of soda on the table and some industrial equipment in the background.
u/raelaj/via reddit

5. I’m Not Sure What This Is Called, But I Want It

A black and white portrait of a man with a suit and tie. He has thick, prominent sideburns extending down his cheeks and a slight smile. The background is plain, emphasizing his formal attire and distinctive facial hair.
u/manufacturerLeading5/via reddit

6. Yin And Yang

A person with glasses, a beard, and mustache is wearing a beige cowboy hat and a matching shirt with front pockets. The person is indoors, standing against a plain light-colored wall.
u/nelhaotec/via reddit

7. The Worlds Largest Mustache

A person dressed in ornate traditional attire with a turban stands on a balcony with outstretched arms, holding long strands of hair, creating a loop. The clear blue sky serves as the background.
u/annihilationorchid/via reddit

8. Zebra-Print Beard

A man with a long gray beard and short hair stands indoors wearing a black shirt. He has a serious expression on his face. The background includes a wooden cabinet, a colorful abstract painting on the wall, and various household items.
u/nadger_badger/via reddit

9. Santa? Is That You?

A man with a long, flowing white beard and short, styled hair stands facing the camera. He is wearing a green t-shirt and is set against a background of neutral-colored walls and doorways.
u/visible-tea1780/via reddit

10. Front Bun AKA Sport Mode

A bearded man with a white and thick beard tied in a knot at the end is sitting in a car. He is wearing a sleeveless shirt featuring a red and black bear graphic. Sunlight filters into the vehicle, highlighting his face and shoulders.
u/visible-tea1780/via reddit

11. Mustache Mayhem

A person with a handlebar mustache and sideburns is wearing a green baseball cap with a white "A's" logo on the front and a yellow brim. They are also dressed in a white and green baseball uniform. The background is blurred.
u/smells_like_up_dog/via reddit

12. Bat-Stache

Close-up of a person's unique mustache, styled in an unusual pattern with a thick section on each side of the upper lip and a small triangle shape just below the center of the lower lip. The upper lip area above the mustache is shaved clean.
u/codyodi/via reddit

13. A Mustache, On A Mustache

A man with short dark hair and glasses is looking slightly to the left. He has a full beard and a styled mustache with curled ends. He's wearing a maroon striped shirt and is standing against a neutral background.
u/masob/via reddit

14. A Mustache, On A Mustache, On A Mustache!

Close-up of a person's face featuring a full, reddish-brown beard and a meticulously styled mustache curled at the ends. The individual is wearing a dark shirt, and the background is softly blurred, highlighting the facial hair.
u/beerwarden/via reddit

15. That Is One Long Mustache

A man with reddish hair and a full beard wears a spiky wig and has a handlebar mustache curled at the ends. He is wearing glasses and a striped shirt. The background shows a ceiling with posters and signs, suggesting a lively indoor setting.
u/pudd1npants/via reddit

16. A Mustache On A Beard

A person with a long, intricately styled beard that curls at the tips is wearing a white baseball cap that reads "BEARDS - THEY GROW ON YOU" and aviator sunglasses. The person is dressed in a simple white t-shirt with a black background.

17. Hans Langseth- The Worlds Largest Beard From The 1800s

A black and white photo of an elderly man sitting in an ornate wooden chair. He has an exceptionally long beard that extends down to his lap and beyond, draping over the side of the chair. The man is dressed in a dark suit and has a serious expression on his face.
u/keyblademaster1994/via reddit

18. Email Me “At”

Portrait view of a person looking up, revealing a unique beard style. The facial hair is groomed to form the shape of the "@" symbol, encompassing the chin and extending up towards the cheeks. The background is blurred and indistinct.
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