25 Quippy Messages and Notes Discovered in Department Stores

Last Updated on September 9, 2025 by Matt Staff

Big-box aisles hide tiny surprises. Between price tags and fitting-room mirrors, scribbled messages and notes appear like little plot twists; handwritten warnings, cheeky memos from staff, and customer “PSAs” are taped where only the curious will look.

This roundup celebrates those blink-and-you-miss-’em messages and notes that turn an ordinary store run into a quick laugh before the checkout beeps.

1. Apparently, there are customers and painting customers

A sign on a pegboard surrounded by tools reads: "This Booth is for our painting customers! Nothing in here if for sale! Please don’t remove anything from here.
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2. This plate is chip-resistant, not throw-on-the-floor resistant

A white plate with red concentric circles is displayed on a shelf. Handwritten text on the plate reads: "Corelle is chip resistant. Do not throw on our floor! It will shatter.
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3. This store doesn’t need you, customer

A sign on a glass door reads "CUSTOMER ARE NOT ALLOWED" in large letters, with smaller text below stating, "WE DON'T SERVE ANY CUSTOMER." The sign is taped to the window of a building.
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4. You should have chosen kindness, Daniel

A store sign with the headline "RUDE EMPLOYEE AT THIS GAP" shows images of a bearded man gesturing, details a negative customer experience, and compares milk availability at other restaurants with accompanying photos.
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5. Someone is a bit angry

A black sign on a white wall reads "STORAGE" in raised silver letters, with Braille text underneath. The lighting casts slight shadows on the wall.
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6. Dare to play? I don’t think so

Storefront of "The Athlete's Foot" with bold white and red logo above the entrance, featuring a red wing. Mannequins in athletic wear are visible through the glass windows.
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7. What kind of school is Walmart talking about?

A store display labeled "Back to School" features several rows of kitchen knives in plastic packaging, creating an odd and ironic product placement. Clothing racks and shelves are visible in the background.
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8. Very coherent aisle

A store aisle sign listing items: Beer, Pizza, Potatoes, Guns, Bibles, and Sweatpants, under aisle number 11, hanging from the ceiling.
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9. Management is not happy with this

A child's red shirt with a dark green vest is hanging on a hanger with a price tag. Behind it, a sign reads: "Who on Earth accepted this as a return?!?! This item is from the summer of 2000! That was almost 17 years ago!
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10. Wonder how many bump-ins happened before this sign was put out

A shoe store with rows of shoes on display. A white sign hanging from the ceiling says, “DON’T Enter Mirror.” A large mirror on the right wall reflects the store, creating the illusion of another room.
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11. Here’s a head, hope you like it

A store sign with gift boxes on top reads "THE PERFECT GIFT" and "Head" above a clothing rack, advertising up to 65% off department store prices.
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12. Chairs come with instructions now

A bright yellow folding chair with black text reading "no name chair for sitting" on the backrest, displayed indoors among other merchandise.
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13. This store pays you to buy from them

A store sign displays "clearance" and "130% off or more on original prices" in bold letters, suggesting an impossible discount likely due to a typo.
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14. Are you sure that’s what babies need?

A blue grocery store sign reads "baby needs beers & wines," suggesting an amusing and confusing mix-up in aisle labeling.
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15. I’m a bit confused

A glass door with a red "DO NOT ENTER" sign above another red sign stating "Enter Only," creating a confusing message. The interior of a brightly-lit store is visible through the door.
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16. Never heard of that kind of bread

A display of women's clothing, including shirts, skirts, and sweaters, is arranged on hangers beneath a large red "Bread" sign in a store.
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17. “Toilet paper not supplied”

A hand holds a sign in a modern bathroom display. The sign says the toilet in the display room is functional and encourages imagining the space as your own bathroom. Shower and colorful curtain are visible in the background.
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18. Now that’s a deal

A store sale sign reads "$0 off OXO & Oneida kitchen tools and gadgets." The sign is attached to a metal shelf. The word "sale" is highlighted in red at the top left.
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19. Store closing, but also hiring

Indoor view of a department store with bright yellow and red "STORE CLOSING" signs, advertising an entire store sale. Store shelves and counters are visible in the background.
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20. Does Sears know something we don’t?

A sign reads: "Zombie attack tomorrow? Chainsaw sale today! Sears!" with a Pizza Hut sign visible in the background.
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21. Pokémon fans are out of control here

A printed sign on a store shelf reads: "Due to high demand all Pokemon and sports cards will be sold on Fridays between 8am – 10am." Boxes of trading cards are visible around the sign.
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22. Fourth of July is July 4, in case you were wondering

A store display features a colorful geometric flamingo and a red, white, and blue popsicle with a sign that reads, "Fourth of July is Thursday, July 4." CVS Pharmacy signs are visible in the background.
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23. Is that an order?

White mugs on a store shelf display large black letters that accidentally spell "FART" when placed together, with other mugs showing random single letters nearby. Glass pitchers are placed on the shelf above.
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24. Everything must go, but we need employees

A large "Now Hiring Bob's Stores" sign is in the foreground, while multiple "Store Closing" and "Everything Must Go" signs hang from the ceiling inside a clothing store. Clothing racks are visible throughout the store.
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25. Target needs to fill the grammar teacher position

A store sign reads "as advertised" above a price label showing ".29 ea. Banana's by the each" with clothing racks and a woman in the background.
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