Parking lots breed poetry, especially the kind written on a scrap of receipt and tucket under a wiper. These award-worthy car notes run the full range with some razor-sharp sarcasm, wholesome apologies, and brutally honest PSAs about parking like a pretzel.
I went ahead and rounded up 19 car notes from total strangers that absolutely deserve a trophy because of their curbside customer service, street-level diplomacy, and the finest handwriting your windshield has ever seen.
1. Blonde female driver didn’t have a chance

2. “Dear horrible person…”

3. Thanks, I guess

4. Happy hunting

5. “Have a good one”

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6. P.S. My bad!

7. The horse couldn’t hold it much longer

8. “Because you looked rich, I’m not leaving my number”

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9. Should I be scared?

10. “Don’t make people doubt their grammar”

11. This person even had time to do a little drawing

12. That’s quite elaborate

13. “That’s a paddlin”

14. You get free bread if you stop parking here

15. “So I stopped, but the bills didn’t”

16. It’s nice to have someone praying for you

17. You should try the trunk

18. Yes, but where is your phone number?

19. “I’m pretending to write my info”

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