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A sign reads "EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK" next to an illustration of an eye with three teardrops falling from it.
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Every sign you see, whether it’s on a street corner or in someone’s home, has a story behind it. Some are simple reminders, but others are surprisingly strange. Most of the time, we walk past them without a second thought, but these signs are almost impossible to ignore.

These signs hold more than just words. They carry stories of mistakes, humor, and curiosity, each one revealing something funny or unexpected from the world around us. From odd warnings to mysterious instructions, they invite us to pause and wonder what led someone to put them there. Let’s take a look at 20 funny signs that have a long story behind them.

1. Never mess with someone who is trying to get their milk

A sign at a GAP store displays a warning about a "rude employee," featuring a photo of a man gesturing and text describing a sarcastic response when a customer asked for milk, with additional humorous commentary below.
liberty4now/via reddit.com

2. The goose must have had many victims for this sign to be necessary

A sign at a London Underground station reads, "Level 5 Goose Warning: The Goose on platform 2 is violent and has claimed the platform as his own. Please avoid." A silhouette of a goose is above the text.
liberty4now/via reddit.com

3. “They didn’t take anything, they just stood around silently.”

A flyer taped to a pole claims "25 men entered my home last night," with security cam photos, text detailing the incident, sketches of men's faces, and a plea to help identify and punish them, including a phone number.
shoddy-penalty-3775/via reddit.com

4. I need my coffee too, Rocket

An orange cat sits on a counter in a café. Behind the cat is a sign with a photo of the same cat and text explaining that the cat, Rocket, loves coffee but cannot have any. The café interior is cozy with art on the wall.
liberty4now/via reddit.com

5. Now hiring baby boomers only

Two handwritten signs on a door state: "I apologize for us closing AGAIN. My 2 new cashiers quit because I said their boyfriends can't stand here for their entire shift. Don't hire Gen Z; they don't know what work means. Now hiring! Baby Boomers only.
geversra/via reddit.com

6. Some jobs are just too stressful

A sign reads “Employees must stop crying before returning to work” with an illustration of an eye shedding three teardrops, humorously suggesting emotional composure is required at work.
sirrobinbrave/via reddit.com

7. Tim must have really hated their pizza

A sidewalk chalkboard sign reads: “COME AND TRY THE WORST PIZZA TIM FROM YELP EVER HAD IN HIS LIFE!” Set outside a restaurant on a city street.
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8. I thought this was common knowledge

A sign on a fence
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9. Deodorant is not optional

A sign at a gym reads: "ATTENTION! DEODORANT IS NOT OPTIONAL" with an image of deodorant. Above, a yellow notice asks members to address personal hygiene and wear clean gym attire.
jjjjjjinjo/via reddit.com

10. Well, who was washing their horse in a public bathroom?

A women’s restroom sign above a red notice that reads: "NO HORSES ALLOWED IN BATHROOMS. Anyone found washing a horse in this bathroom will be charged cleaning costs.
_severus_snape_/via reddit.com

11. No Mariachi bands is just cruel

A store sign lists "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!" plus humorous prohibitions with red circles and slashes, including no smoking, food, unicycles, drum circles, mariachi bands, raccoons in trench coats, and more.
audienceno962/via reddit.com

12. This should be obvious, but I have a feeling some people need a reminder

A highway sign reads "STATE PRISON NEXT EXIT" above another sign that says "DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS" in a desert landscape.
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13. You know this sign was made for someone specific

A sign above a sink reads: "IF YOU LEAVE A FORK OR SPOON IN THIS SINK YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN THIS ROOM ANYMORE PLEASE STOP.

14. There must have been a heated conversation about Bigfoot

A sign taped to a glass door reads: “Due to recent events, Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio.” The background shows a patio with string lights and chairs.
_on_a_crayfish/via reddit.com

15. That’s oddly specific

A sign outdoors reads: "BEYOND THIS POINT YOU MAY ENCOUNTER [redacted] SUNBATHERS EATING WAFFLES." There is grass and a fence in the background.

16. Someone must have been trying to show off their nuclear weapon

A neon sign in a window reads, "NO DRUGS OR NUCLEAR WEAPONS ALLOWED INSIDE," with reflections of tables and chairs visible through the glass.
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17. It’s wild that there needs to be a sign for this

Two red and white signs: one with a person washing feet in a sink, crossed out, stating "Washing feet in the sink is strictly prohibited"; the other with a person washing feet in a toilet, also prohibited.
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18. That goose has some bad intentions

A handwritten sign on a window reads, "DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOW MORE THAN A CRACK (GEESE TRYING TO ENTER)." Outside, a goose is visible near the window.
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19. Way to go, Todd

A sign outside a bar reads, "LIGHTSABER NIGHT HAS BEEN CANCELLED. THANKS A LOT TODD." The bar's neon sign is lit, and the sky is overcast.
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20. I’m curious how any times it happened before they made a sign

A sign at Habitat for Humanity ReStore reads: "For sanitary reasons, We will not except sweaty money That comes out of your Bras, socks or any other place not sanitary!
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Want to see more funny signs?

Check out 19 Passive-Aggressive Signs That Speak Louder Than Words, or take a look at 21 Signs That Were Clearly Written by Someone Having a Day. Finally, if you want to see warning signs that failed at their job, take a look at 20 Warning Signs That Failed Miserably at Their Job.

Meet the Writer

Patrick is a writer based in upstate New York, where he grew up and still calls home. Over the past year, he’s been diving deep into storytelling, especially tales rooted in history, the Wild West, lost treasures, and ancient artifacts. He’s also drawn to unsolved mysteries and whatever the internet can’t stop talking about.

Whether it’s a centuries-old legend or a bizarre internet rabbit hole, Patrick is always chasing the threads of a compelling story. When he’s not chasing stories, Pat’s probably hiking mountain trails with his dog, exploring new corners of the U.S., or doom-scrolling between hangouts with friends and family. He finds inspiration in nature, forgotten places, and random conversations—anything that sparks curiosity. Whether it’s city streets or backcountry paths, Patrick’s always on the lookout for the next great story.