polite-courtesy-notes
polite-courtesy-notes

These polite notes and signs show how people used courtesy to deliver clear, pointed messages. There’s nice, and then there’s the kind of overly polite phrasing that still manages to make the message unmistakably direct. These notes, reminders, and carefully worded responses rely on perfect manners rather than confrontation, proving that courtesy can still carry a strong point.

1. Wonder if they refunded his ticket after this

A rolled-up letter rests on top of a formal complaint letter to Greater Anglia Rail Services, humorously referring to making it easier for the recipient to “stick it up your ass.”
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2. “Good morning/afternoon/evening”

A handwritten note on white paper, placed on a wooden surface, politely requests someone not to park in a private space, explaining the inconvenience caused and asking them to avoid parking there again.
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3. “Some noise” escalated very quickly

A letter placed on a bamboo mat discusses appreciation for a neighbor’s notice about upcoming bathroom renovations and understanding about potential noise. A red object, possibly a fruit, is partially visible in the top right corner.
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4. To be honest, I would ask for the same

Two plush toy mice with scruffy gray fur sit on a wooden surface. Next to them is a handwritten note politely asking for the fake mice to be removed, as the writer is scared of them.
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5. The drawing was a bonus

A handwritten resignation note on a paper towel, referring to poor treatment at a company and featuring a drawing of a toilet. Some text is hidden by a white block for privacy.
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6. Way to “ask” for a 5-star review

A handwritten letter with a friendly note thanking the recipient for positive feedback, accompanied by a small Chinese coin attached in a plastic bag. The letter features illustrations of two cartoon characters.
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7. “Hi, people. Alyssa here”

A handwritten note on paper reads, "Hi people. Alyssa here, I left a polite note asking everyone to keep the organization OF things when someone takes their time to make it look good. I'm realizing I was not clear enough. I just want to remind you all that I could get away with pleading insanity. Just saying. Be a team member, keep the store properly organized. Lots of love, Alyssa.
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8. Let’s discuss

A printed sign pinned to a wooden gate asks the person leaving gates open to contact the farm to discuss objections to closing them. Some contact details are obscured with red marker. Trees and grass are visible in the background.
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9. That’s not a bad deal

A yellow letter is taped to a metal gate, addressed to the person stealing Wall Street Journals. It discusses a security camera image and requests the thief return the paper or subscribe themselves.
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10. It seems like the neighbors are complaining

A blackboard sign with white letters reads: "POLITE NOTICE: When leaving the premises, please remind our neighbours that drunk people have been loudly leaving this establishment long before they decided to buy houses next door to it.
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11. “Smiling through the pain”

A handwritten resignation letter on lined paper mentions Annie Oheden leaving her job, reflecting on memories, lessons learned, and her experiences. The letter is signed "In Valor & Customer Service, Annie Oheden.
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12. The elephant is everything

A handwritten note to neighbors with doodles of a door, an elephant, a sun, and a clock. The note asks for quiet during the night and early morning due to loud noise when they walk.
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13. We will be charging what you steal from us

A sign on a refrigerator lists housekeeping items for sale at a hotel, including towels, dish towels, kitchen utensils, laundry basket, measuring cup, Pyrex bowls, pillows, sofa bed throw, sheets, and a comforter/duvet cover with prices.
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14. Well-illustrated

A handwritten note asks an upstairs neighbor to stop dumping kitty litter over the balcony; a picture of a cat with its tongue out is attached below the message.
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15. “In the future, kindly shovel your own spot.”

A typed letter is taped to the window of a white car parked across two snow-covered parking spaces. The letter politely requests the driver to park considerately and to shovel their own spot.
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16. The courteous way of saying “Do not knock”

A sign on a door states that door knockers are charged $50 per minute for sales pitches, religious messages, or fund-raising. The minimum charge is one minute, payable in advance, and cash is required.
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17. It seems that FedEx delivery drivers have a certain reputation

A handwritten note reads: "Dear FedEx Driver, Hey! I'm here! I am working in my office and might not hear you. If you could just leave the package inside the door I'll love you forever. Thank you!" Below, it says, "If this is the sheriff serving me court papers, I'm not home and I never will be.
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18. Just tone down the bass

A handwritten note reads: "Hi — I don't mind music, but please tone down the bass. The vibration scares my pet and I need to work. I tried to knock on your door several times but you couldn't hear me, so I'm leaving this note. Thank you!" A shadow of a hand and a cat appear on the paper.
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19. “Again, make an effort”

A handwritten note and a black-and-white photo are taped to a concrete wall. The note asks someone to park in their own space. The photo shows a white car parked correctly and a dark SUV parked over the line.
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20. A bit childish for an office

A framed sign shows a cartoon boy eating and two children cleaning up. The text reads: "After eating your lunch, dinner, or suppa, cleaning up should be on your agenda!
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21. “Yes, I know how acronyms work.”

A sign on a brick wall lists dining room rules with the acronym ROAR: Clean up after ourselves, Use our time wisely, Use manners, Listen to adult. An illustrated mascot lion stands on the right.
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