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sunday-morning-funny-signs

Sunday mornings bring peak patience… and then they run out. That’s when signs go up: taped to a door, propped on a counter, or squeezed onto a letter board by someone who has reached their limit and still showed up.

These are quick notes with big feelings. They explain the rules, ask for grace, and sometimes roast the situation in one line. They sound like people, not policies, and that’s why they land.

1. Agreed, but if time isn’t real, how do I know it’s Sunday?

A sidewalk chalkboard sign reads: "DON'T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCK ON FIRE THIS SUNDAY. TIME ISN'T REAL." The ground is covered with scattered yellow leaves.
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2. On Sunday, we just don’t care

A road sign shows a right-curve arrow and a no U-turn symbol, with a smaller sign below reading "EXCEPT SUNDAY." Trees, buildings, and a BP gas station are visible in the background.
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3. Stop mentioning it!

A handwritten sign taped on wood panel reads, "Property Manager is aware of Elevator Calling Out." Elevator control buttons and instructions are visible to the right.
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4. Not again!

A printed sign on a dark wall reads: “ATTENTION PLEASE MAKE SURE ELEVATOR IS THERE BEFORE STEPPING IN.” Below is a metal plate with partial text about elevator use in case of fire.
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5. Please be patient, because we are not

A printed sign with the Popeyes logo reads: "We are short staffed today. Please be patient. If you run out of patience, ask for an application.
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6. Can’t you see it’s closed?

A printed sign reads: "NOTICE: The pool is currently not open because it is closed. Thank you for your understanding." The sign is taped to a glass surface.
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7. Go ahead, keep trying

A sign reads: "PUSH. If That Doesn't Work, PULL. If That Doesn't Work, We Must Be Closed," with stick figure illustrations of a person pushing or pulling a door.
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8. We are deeply sorry

A sign on a balcony reads: "Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan." Outdoor tables and chairs are in the background.
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9. If you find a seat, take it

Two signs at a restaurant entrance read "Please Wait To Be Seated" and "Please Seat Yourself," creating confusion. Cleaning supplies and booths with diners are visible in the background.
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10. NO SERVICE

Ketchup and mustard on a counter spell out "We waited 30 min. NO SERVICE" near condiments and napkin holders, expressing frustration over not being served.
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11. For the last time, go away!

A sign on a wooden fence reads "GOOGLE IS WRONG" with a smaller sign below showing a U-turn arrow, in a rural setting with grassy fields and a cloudy sky in the background.
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12. I feel you

A sign in a hallway reads, "I'M GETTING TIRED OF AUTO CORRECT'S SHIRT." A small shelf with tissues, hand sanitizer, and books is nearby against a green and tan wall.
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13. “Stop Kardashianism now!”

A sign on a window warns that anyone who uses the word "literally" in "Continental" has five minutes to finish their drink and leave. It humorously criticizes overuse of the word and ends with "Stop Kardashianism now!
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14. “Remember, we are not your mother”

A restaurant sign warns about allergens, stating each product's content can't be guaranteed. It also firmly states "No Means No" on custom meal requests, listing available options and expressing appreciation for understanding.
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15. If you knock on Sunday, the fare goes to $100 per minute

A sign reads: "Before You Knock on My Door Please Note: This home charges $50.00 per minute to listen to sales pitches and religious messages. Fee payable in advance. NO SOLICITING" in bold text.
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16. Bro needs his taco

Two handwritten signs: The top sign says they are closed due to "short staff." The bottom sign jokes, "Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!" referencing the phrase "short staff.
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17. Seriously, what is the matter with you?

A sign above a urinal reads: "Please do not use the urinal for a Poop! What is the matter with you?" The sign is printed in red text and taped to a tiled wall.
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18. He’s not wrong

A person in sunglasses and a beanie holds a cardboard sign reading, "Charging $15 for a bowl of lettuce should be illegal," standing outside a Sweetgreen restaurant.
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19. Stop asking for pigs!

A handmade sign by a roadside reads "WE DON'T RENT PIGS" in colorful letters, standing on grass near a fence and a red barrel in a rural area.
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20. Can you?

A sign in front of a house reads, "ATTENTION Fed-Ex Driver this is 441 W 100 N Can you find me now?" The house has tan siding, brick trim, a porch, and gravel yard.
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