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Staying in an Airbnb can sometimes feel like you’re stepping into someone else’s playbook. Most rules are simple and fair, but others read like they were written after a very specific disaster. No shoes on the carpets, no snacks in the bedrooms, no showers after 9:45 p.m… seriously.

We get it; hosts try to protect their spaces, and guests just want a smooth stay. Somewhere in the middle lives the fine print that makes everyone raise an eyebrow and then laugh about it later.

1. All of these after charging you with a $300 cleaning fee

A list of check-out instructions and house rules for a rental property, including details about cleaning, laundry, pet policies, fees for rule violations, and restrictions on guests and noise. The text is on a dark background.
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2. Can your dog vouch for you?

A silver photo frame with black and silver paw prints holds a sign that humorously lists reasons why dogs are welcome, stating dogs don't misbehave like some people, and invites well-behaved dogs inside.
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3. That label maker had a lot of work to do

A roll of toilet paper on a holder beneath a bathroom sink. Above it, a label reads: "Please only one sheet of TP per wipe.
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4. There are 40 rules in this rustic Airbnb

A posted set of property rules detailing restrictions on visitors, pets, noise, tidelands, septic use, watercraft, hot tub, patio, and cottages, including hours, safety guidelines, and prohibited activities.
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5. At this cottage, your cleaning duties are heavier than at home

A printed cottage check-out list is taped to a surface, with handwritten notes emphasizing not to pull out the TV room couch and reminders to unplug appliances when not in use. Several items are starred or edited in pen.
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6. “Enjoy my palace”

A handwritten notice sets out house rules, including no alcohol, drugs, smoking, wild parties, animal sacrifices, or film filming. It asks for reasonable noise and responsible behavior. Red and blue scribbles border the paper.
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7. “Charlie work”

A binder open to a page titled "What are the rules?" lists house rules, including no smoking, vaping, parties, or pets, responsibility for children, tidying up, and reporting problems, with musical note icons decorating the page.
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8. What a weird thing to put on an Airbnb

A framed document titled "The Rules" lists humorous relationship rules in decorative handwritten script, with some rules highlighted in red ink. The frame hangs on a wall.
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9. The few have ruined it for the many

A printed notice warns Airbnb guests of a zero-tolerance policy for noise, mess, and disrespect, stating that complaints will be filed with Airbnb for violations; bold text emphasizes the warning.
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10. These are the kind of people you can talk to about everything

A vintage beige rotary phone sits on a desk with a handwritten note beneath it that reads "COMPLAINTS HOTLINE.
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11. “This is the best seat in the house”

A sign titled "Bathroom Rules" lists humorous guidelines, including limiting reading to short stories, no loud philosophical thinking, mandatory seating for certain guests, respecting the space, and remembering to flush.
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12. Respect the ban on card games

A printed notice explains a church’s ban on card games, citing concerns about their negative influence. It lists examples like Skat, Poker, Rummy, and UNO, and details the church’s view and reasoning behind the ban.
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13. Be considerate!

A printed paper titled "HOUSE RULES" lists guidelines for guests, including locking the flat, conserving energy, bathroom and linen etiquette, no smoking, minimizing noise after midnight, and no mail or parcels to the address.
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14. Wasn’t planning on it

A potted cactus with brown, wilted pads and long spines sits in a stone planter labeled "DO NOT TOUCH." The plant appears unhealthy, with dry and shriveled leaves.
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15. Imagine running into the neighbors while putting on deodorant

A printed sign on a white wall reads: "PLEASE DO NOT SPRAY/APPLY PERFUME, COLOGNE OR BODY OILS INSIDE STUDIO. PLEASE APPLY OUTSIDE. THANK YOU!
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16. “Yes, you, Airbnb guest”

A hand holds a white door hanger sign labeled "READ," with handwritten check-in info for solo travelers, including room instructions, house rules, and a "NO SMOKING" note. Speech bubbles point to helpful info for Airbnb guests.
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17. What’s wrong with studying or working from home?

A handwritten sign says "AIR BNB Guests." Below, printed rules include highlighted text: no visitors, no smoking, no kitchen or washing machine for stays under 4 days, and limited WiFi use. Other house rules are also listed.
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18. *Drink at your own risk

A printed list of kitchen rules on a counter, including instructions about washing dishes, neighborhood quiet hours, not bending spoons, tap water safety, and not keeping food in the fridge for over 16 hours.
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19. So the $150 cleaning fee wasn’t enough?

A printed sign titled "Checkout Instructions" lists steps for departing guests, such as stripping beds, starting laundry, cleaning floors, removing food and trash, and a checklist for locking doors and checking personal belongings.
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20. Don’t bring your pet iguana

A printed list of house rules is displayed on a wall, outlining guidelines such as no smoking, pet policies, no parties, no illegal activities, quiet hours, and additional cleaning fees for pets.
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21. This is a particular and weird set of house rules for an Airbnb

A printed list titled "House Rules" with 14 humorous and strict rules, including no roaches in cabinets, no fireworks, no holes, no punching walls, and odd rules about eating dip, lighters, and no jumping in the pool if just bought.
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