![A Reddit post from r/Earth199999 titled “[r/conspiracy] I finally got a girlfriend, until the government intervened,” with text describing vague memories of asking a girl out.](https://www.thescroller.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/egomaniacs-570x321.jpg)
There’s a certain kind of people who float through life convinced they’re delivering cosmic wisdom with every post, sign, or shaky selfie video. You know the type: grand declarations, hazy metaphors, and a certainty that they’ve unlocked the universe. I mean, no kidding, the walking instances of people who are navigating their own expressions of “main character syndrome” is staggering. And that’s to mean that some people believe everyone else around them is just some kind of pre-programmed nothing being that isn’t living out its own wants, needs, etc. It’s a crazed conundrum and thankfully wonderful elements like empahty can help one steer clear of falling prey to those egomaniacal ills.
1. He invented invisible arguing
2. The tumor cured itself
3. “If someone slapped a steak the size of Europe…”
4. I mean, what is this?
5. “But hear me out”
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6. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sonic Jackson
7. Life is too fragile for millennials
8. “I’m not doing insect socialism”
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9. Does anyone know that show?
10. “That really cheeses my cake”
11. Drunk raccoons in Kentucky
12. That’s a pretty interesting accent
13. Yep, that would definitely work
14. “Why no hair?”
15. Please match your perfume to your face!
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