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car-bumpers-that-told-a-story-without-words

Some car bumpers are just chrome and plastic; others are diaries on wheels. A scrape hints at last winter, a sun-faded sticker whispers an old obsession, and a clever fix says, “I’m getting there -eventually.”

This collection of bumper stickers manages to keep things light for any of the drivers out there who could’ve used some added entertainment to help pass the time. Whether or not they’re all properly labelled as feats of comedy is up to your sense of humor. At the very least, they tried to lighten things up.

1. That’s a bunny, for sure

A white line drawing sticker of a hand giving a peace sign is displayed on the rear window of a gray vehicle.
whatisthis / via reddit.com

2. “There’s room for only one of us”

A car with the "Highlander" badge has a sticker showing five stick figures, with the last one holding a sword, referencing the phrase, "There can be only one," from the Highlander series.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

3. I’m watching you, but upside-down edition

A red pickup truck on a highway with a rear window decal showing large, yellow animal eyes staring outward, creating an illusion of a creature inside the truck.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

4. It comes with cable installed

A photo of a black SUV with a small old TV set oddly attached to its rear hatch, circled in green with a large green question mark drawn next to it; the license plate is blurred.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

5. If you don’t know anything about race tracks, keep scrolling

A close-up of the rear of a blue car shows a scratch or outline in the paint resembling the profile of a face or head near the model name "SHARAN" on the trunk.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

6. “It’s fun to stay at the WMCY”

Four white stick-figure decals on a car window each form a letter with their arms, together spelling "O-H-I-O.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

7. Power for the painters

A black Toyota Camry with a Rhode Island license plate is seen from behind on a rainy day. A sticker with a raised fist graphic is displayed on the rear window.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

8. “Hey Nick, big fan here”

A sticker with a man's face is placed on the tinted window of a white vehicle near the door frame.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

9. Wonder who was the one left behind

A car window decal shows a T. rex eating stick figure family members, with others fleeing. Nearby are Harley-Davidson and Iron Cross logo stickers. The vehicle is brown and beige.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

10. Gun Lock Bun Shoe

A white vehicle tailgate with a black decal showing a gun, a lock, a bear’s face, and a shoe, lined up in a row. The license plate below is scribbled out.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

11. Someone in this family is upset

White stick figure decals on a car window show two adults, two children, a smaller child, a cat, and a mouse, representing a family with three kids and two pets.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

12. It’s a cardinal toast, in case you were wondering

A sticker shaped like a slice of bread with a silhouette of a bird in the center is placed on a window covered in water droplets. A red border is visible on the right side of the image.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

13. This bumper comes in 3D

A blue Ford Bronco with a black soft top, rear-mounted spare tire, and visible off-road accessories is parked outside. The vehicle has custom tail lights and a cartoon rabbit sticker near the Ford emblem.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

14. CCV, or very bendy people

Yellow banana peel stickers arranged on a car’s back window to resemble a family sticker, with three upright peels as parents and a child. The car's rear window and part of a red taillight are visible.
phoenix / via reddit.com

15. This guy has a very interesting smile

A blue car with a white sticker of a cartoonish face with a wide, jagged mouth and a spiky crown on the rear side window. Trees and other parked cars are visible in the background.
ween / via reddit.com

16. This sun is at peace

A blue circular sticker on a car shows a smiling sun with a mischievous face, appearing to urinate onto the car's surface. Part of a license plate is visible nearby.
gnv / via reddit.com

17. Some Practical Magic for you

A car sticker on a rear window shows images of a pickle, dill, and a heart shape, suggesting the phrase "I love pickles and dill.
whatdoesthismean / via reddit.com

18. Keep away from the cat, it is not in the mood for visits

Sticker of a wide-eyed black cat holding a large blood-stained knife, with the word "WHAT?" written below, placed on a dark, possibly car surface.
bumperstickers / via reddit.com

19. You need a PHD to read this bumper

A bumper sticker on a silver SUV displays the ideal gas law and physics symbols written as: nRT/v, λp/d, and i, in red letters below the car’s emblem and right rear tail light.
whatisthis / via reddit.com

20. Didn’t you know that smiling is forbidden?

A sticker on a window shows a smiling face inside a red circle with a diagonal slash, resembling the Ghostbusters logo but with a happy face instead of a ghost.
helpmefind / via reddit.com

Explore more humorous content:

The best roadside stories aren’t always on billboards; sometimes they’re bolted to the back. Want more grin-inducing scrolls? Try these 20 Unexpected Billboards Happened Upon While Wandering, or these 15 People Who Have No Respect For Others. You can also check these 20 Accidentally Genius Signs Found in Random Places.

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