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Some weeks, the internet writes the jokes for us, and the signs do the heavy lifting. These 20 funny signs prove that a sharp marker and a good mood can brighten up an entire timeline.

There’s a little alchemy here: the right words, the right day, and a crowd that’s ready to laugh. So, scroll on for the signs that won the week.

1. Hard truth

A roadside sign reads: "IF CATS COULD TEXT YOU BACK THEY WOULD NOT." Trees and vehicles are visible in the background.
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2. You had me at “cool hats”

A red Nichols Fire Department sign reads: "HELP WANTED ODD HOURS NO PAY COOL HATS," with greenery and a road in the background.
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3. What exactly are you training for?

A sign in a grassy field
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4. Something very odd is going on in Scotland

A triangular road sign with a black silhouette of a large bird carrying a child, set against a rural landscape with fields and bushes in the background.
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5. The details of that fall made my day

A yellow sign on a pole
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6. “Panic buy here!”

A sidewalk sign reads, "BEER SHORTAGE COMING SOON. PANIC BUY HERE!" with an image of a frothy beer mug and five stars, placed on a city street at night.
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7. Nice job!

A person smiling and holding a $10 bill above a tip jar labeled, “On a scale from $1–$10, how attractive are you?” in handwritten text. Other bills are inside the jar.
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8. No one wants that fire back!

A sign outside the Benson Fire Department reads, "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR FIRE BACK." Pickup trucks are parked in front of the brick fire station building.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

9. This made me think about the kind of thoughts I have

A blue and yellow sign on a street pole reads: "CONTROLLED THOUGHT ZONE. ARE YOU HAVING ARRESTABLE THOUGHTS? Thought monitoring technology has been installed. Prohibited thoughts are punishable by law.
mildlyinteresting / via reddit.com

10. Think of the poor roaches!

A sign on a brick wall reads: "PLEASE DON'T THROW YOUR CIGARETTE ENDS ON THE FLOOR THE COCKROACHES ARE GETTING CANCER.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

11. He’d better hope his stuff is worth something

A sign reads, "IS YOUR BABY'S DADDY IN JAIL? PAWN OR SELL HIS STUFF AND POST HIS BAIL. CALL 24/7," with an image of a man behind bars and two cartoon angels. Reflections of a street and cars are visible.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

12. That “somebody” had a bit of dyslexia

A store front with a sign
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13. No smoking dinosaurs allowed

A "no smoking" sign with a silhouette of a triceratops holding a smoking cigarette, crossed out by a red circle and slash.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

14. Is that tender!

A restaurant sign reads: "HOUSE PARK BAR-B-QUE" and below in yellow letters, "NEED NO TEEF TO EAT MY BEEF.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

15. Sounds about right!

A sign with a message on it
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16. We hope so, too!

A white toilet with a roll of toilet paper and air freshener on top sits against wood-paneled walls. Above, a sign reads "hope everything comes out okay..." in playful font.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

17. Careful with the drunk aliens playing

A yellow octagonal sign on a pole reads "Caution Drunks At Play" with stick figures falling over. The background shows a palm tree, a wooden fence, and a blue sky.
funnysigns / via reddit.com

18. You know it’s true!

A sign on a building reads: "PEOPLE WRITE CONGRATS BECAUSE THEY CANT SPELL CONGRAJLASHINS" against a backdrop of an apartment building and cloudy sky.
mademesmile / via reddit.com

19. A sign of the times!

A large McDonald's billboard at night reads "Hey Crypto Bros, WE ARE HIRING" with the website careers.mcdonalds.com beneath the text. A bus drives past in the foreground.
funny / via reddit.com

20. That means 22 people bought it

A sign reads: "Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time." There are trees and a low wall in the background.
mademesmile / via reddit.com

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