19 Funny Rare Insults From People Who Held Nothing Back
There’s always going to be someone around who is ready to dish it out, but the real question is can you take it? Some people get incredibly creative and cutthroat when it comes to their insults. One thing is for sure, and that is that you wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of any of these rare insults.
1. “Medium rare burn.”
“This is a cow that was just sunburnt.” – u/ZealousIdealpool772
“Hurry up and bring that thing to the vet! There still might be time.” – u/honeyhamster9
2. “The orange juice after toothpaste.”
“It is legitimately confusing if you play on both.” – u/deleted
“The bottom button is jump on any game that isn’t Fallout or GTA, that’s just the rule.” – u/my_brutha_jon
3. “He’s out of line, but he’s right.”
“I see Eragon on there and that’s all I need to know.” – u/Music1
“I really need to jump into the Magic The Gathering books. I’ve played for years, but never followed the story.” – u/Cont1ngency
4. “Man just made fun of the entire state.”
“Man, I’m paying 3 sacks of corn. Where does this man live?” – u/deleted
“I went to college in Southern Indiana in the early 2000s. Got out and got a place. The nice apartments were like $450 a month.” – u/fellaz
5. “Elizabeth Holmes vibes.”
“It’s the polo necks for me. Nobody wears them unless they’re advertising moisturizer or a pyramid scheme.” – u/henscastle
“This reminds me of the one Office episode where they were selling tablets.” – u/Noo
6. “Oh, they nailed it.”
“Adam talks about this mischaracterization on his channel a few times. They weren’t friends. They were colleagues. Adam considers Jamie one of his mentors and has nothing but the utmost respect for him. The idea that they don’t like each other is completely false.” – u/toomanymarbles83
“Like Penn and Teller.” – u/camclemons
7. “Do house burns count?”
“You need more resources. Build another extractor.” – u/anonymous
“I love red alert. Best strategy game. My brother still hates me for sending an army of engineers and selling his base.” – u/AffectionateRealy
8. “Ubisoft didn’t mean one of their games.”
“Dark Souls parry sound.” – u/Cynical-Basileus
“You say this, and with the next breath, you rush to buy Starfield early access.” – u/deleted
9. “Still one of the best.”
“A Beluga with wheels.” – u/Nemaloth
“This car’s design is so unique, it’s practically a collector’s item, of bad decisions.” – u/UnluckyMongoose7509
10. “iPhone vs. Android.”
“Considering people hated the remake, this pic can have two interpretations.” – u/CertifiedFlop
“That font should be a crime.” – u/chronically-iconic
11. “Not my Superman!”
“It’s almost like they were both cast as Superman because they both resemble Superman.” – u/EKRB7
“It all comes down to the jawline doesn’t it.” – u/ZappaZoo
12. “The poor lads never stood a chance.”
“That’s strange.” – u/abrasive
“It’s all cool and fun until Benedict starts talking about penguins.” – u/Dino
13. “ChatGPT giving out a free reality check.”
“It’s becoming self aware.” – u/Meaty
“First step toward AI taking over.” – u/Oof_Boy1290
14. “It was a publicity stunt.”
“Scientists could scour the Arctic for centuries and they wouldn’t find an insult as cold.” – u/Outside_Carpenter_16
“It was faked on location.” – u/Ukvemsword
15. “Absolutely shredded.”
“If that’s ugly then I fear what they think about every guy.” – u/Jealous_Ring1935
“I don’t care what universe you’re from. That’s gotta hurt.” – u/DJCurrier92
16. “They aren’t wrong.”
“His name would be Chrisanya Pinecova.” – u/GarrethGobbleCoque99
“Dude looks ready to criticize a backhand slice.” – u/Basic_Musician6806
17. “It actually does look like that.”
“This cost him a trip to the finals a couple years back. He hit what looked like a game winning 3 pointer with one second left but his comically long foot was on the line.” – u/truffle
“How does he walk upstairs without tripping every time?” – u/BeardyCub86
18. “Might be the most British insult I’ve ever seen.”
“You know nothing about Britain.” – u/deleted
“I’d have said Tupperware was upper class. Us bottom feeders use a bowl covered with tin foil.” – u/jwps28
19. “He just answered the question.”
“Hat first, then socks, and I’m done.” – u/Merkin
“Pants always.” – u/VonBreak
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