A two-panel image showing a sign reading, β€œTo our Valued guest we will be closing at 7PM daily for the forcible future,” next to a hand holding a layered pastry with cheese filling labeled, β€œ9 layer case idea.”
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Some people are in a rush to get nowhere fast, and spelling can be a great indicator of this. If one can’t be bothered to put a little, the most minor amount of effort in taking at least a run at trying to spell some words correctly; confusion would almost seem to be this hilariously grim inevitability. Thus is the case here. That’s for sure.

1. Actually, I think there is a typo

A stadium scoreboard displays Andrew McCutchen’s stats, noting he batted .709 his senior year in high school. His photo is on the left, with blue and yellow graphics and baseball game details below.
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2. What is a forigen object?

A sign reads: β€œPLEASE DO NOT FLUSH OBJECTS IN THE TOILET! USE THE TRASH CAN!” The words β€œFOREIGN” and β€œTOILET” are handwritten and crossed out. Below is an icon of a person with a trash can and toilet.
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3. Capybara, chupacabra, same thing

Four photos show capybaras peacefully interacting with animals like turtles, monkeys, birds, and a dog. The text jokes about confusing "chupacabra" (a mythical creature) with "capybara" (the animal in the photos).
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4. I’m no lawyer, but I think euthanizing people is illegal

A social media post asking why tattoo places don’t offer euthanasia like some dentists claim to for scared clients, joking that low pain tolerance would make such places more appealing. The post has many likes, comments, and shares.
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5. The lemon-pepper roast history chicken is my favorite

A social media post asks, "Aye do them roast history chickens at Walmart be good??? Put me on," with confused emojis. A reply below asks, "Them what," and the original poster clarifies, "roast history chickens.
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6. For what?

A tweet asks, "Does Wendy’s still do the for for for πŸ€”," followed by a reply: "My dude would you like to buy a vowel? Lol." Usernames and profile photos are blacked out.
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7. You’d better call the corner

Blue decal on a car window reads, "If you hit this car Call the corner not the police," with two crossed rifles illustrated between the lines of text.
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8. I like chicken on my case ideas

A plate of stacked tortillas in the top image, and in the bottom image, a hand holding a folded tortilla with multiple visible layers of cheese. Text overlay reads, "9 layer case idea.
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9. I think they mean receipt, but maybe not

A handwritten note taped to a gas pump says, "If you need a gas recipe please ask inside." The word "recipe" is underlined. Snapchat text at the bottom reads, "I have been wanting to make my own gas for a while now....
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10. Leonardo DiCaprio, the painter

A tweet jokes about iPhone X camera quality, comparing it to art by Leonardo DiCaprio. Below, three photos show dramatic pink and orange clouds over a silhouette of trees and a street at sunset.
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11. Not to be confused with ADHD

A Twitter user jokes, "cannot pay attention at all while doing my homework, I think I got eight the HD." Another replies, "ate the eighty*," and the original poster responds, "80HP*".
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12. I think they mean foreseeable

A printed sign taped to a glass door reads: "To our Valued guest we will be closing at 7PM daily for the forcible future. Thank you.
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13. They’re just lonely melons

A cardboard box filled with cantaloupes is displayed for sale. A handwritten sign on the box reads, "CANT Elope 2 for $5 or 2.50 each.
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14. Who’s going to tell him?

A person displays a forearm tattoo that reads "No pen no gain" alongside a star design, with another person's hand holding the arm. A young person and a car are visible in the background.
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15. A typo on a college diploma is just ironic

A diploma with a gold seal
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Want to see more funny signs?

Check out 20 Funny Signs That Have A Long Story Behind Them, or take a look at 21 Signs That Were Clearly Written by Someone Having a Day. Finally, if you want to see funny restaurant signs, take a look at 20 Diner and Restaurant Signs That Served Up Hearty Portions of Humor.

Meet the Writer

Matt has spent over the last 8 years as both a writer and editor, working in Seattle and Brooklyn, where he is now based. He loves escaping the tirelessly fast pace of the β€œMad Apple” that is NYC by taking walks and runs through parks where he’s able to catch up on the latest tea about society from the city’s ever chatty, always hungry, occasionally maniacal, pigeons. They always have a lot to say. When he’s not taking his urban nature strolls, or dutifully combing the deepest rabbit holes of the internet to find the content that’s worth sinking your mind’s teeth into, he’s likely holed up at a dark-lit dive bar with a new book and/or some friends, or just as easily he could be on the hunt for the next addition to his steadily growing plant family.

These days Matt’s caught up in trying to provide folks as many vivid glimpses into the days long since passed as he can, through fun and engaging collections of hand-picked vintage photos.