Two roadside signs: one board reads “There. Summer is over. Hope you’re happy you pumpkin spice loving psychos,” and a wooden sign reads “Winter is coming, firewood for sale” with an arrow pointing right.
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Wintertime can be a difficult time for some people. It’s a time during the year when people can end up forced by the realities of unforgiving cold, winds, snow, etc to have to spend chunks of time indoors. This is a time that can then invite all kinds of dizzying self reflection, which plenty of us would just as much run away from as often as we can. However, there can be a stillness to be found there if you sit in it, and when you come out of it, why not collect some laughs along the way? These funny signs wandered upon during wintertime are certainly great for gathering the chuckles along the way.

1. Oh they really took it there then

A yellow sign on a snowy path depicts a dachshund inside a hot dog bun with the text “COUGAR SNACK,” cautioning owners to keep dogs on leashes to protect wildlife.
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2. “Some assembly required”

A large mound of snow in front of a building has a sign reading, "FREE SNOWMAN, SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED." The building has a sign that says "NORTHLAND GLASS.
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3. What did winter do to you to make you hate it that much?

A snowman with a gunshot wound and a toy gun stands next to a sign that reads “DIE WINTER DIE” in bold letters, in front of a house with snow covering the yard and roof.
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4. Just been honest!

A sign reads: "THE WINTER OLYMPICS ARE REALLY JUST SEVERAL DIFFERENT TYPES OF SLIDING" in black capital letters on a white background.
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5. If winter were a person

A whiteboard sign reads: "It’s like winter is really mad and keeps storming out of the room and then coming back yelling, 'And another thing!'" The sign is displayed outside on a wooden porch.
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6. You are here, right after the second summer

A sign displays a humorous timeline of seasons: "SUMMER, FALSE FALL, SECOND SUMMER, FALL (YOU ARE HERE), WINTER," with autumn leaves and tree branches visible in the background.
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7. Some teachers are eager for the winter break

A person in a red hat holds a sign that reads "HO HO HO GET YA KIDS AND GO!" while standing by a barricade outside, with two bundled-up children nearby.
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8. Seems legit

A small, rundown wooden cabin leans to one side on a snowy hillside. A hand-painted sign on the cabin reads, “BED AND BREAKFAST WINTER RATES.” Tall trees stand in the background.
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9. And some hot chocolate

A snowy road with cars in traffic below an overhead electronic sign that mistakenly reads, “WINTER CONDITIONS DRIVE WITH CAKE” instead of "caution" or "care.
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10. “Natural selection”

A snowy road with speed limit and humorous signs: “SPEED LIMIT 25,” “AUTOS & PICKUPS SNOW TIRES OK CARRY BRAINS,” and “DRIVERS IGNORING WINTER CONDITIONS MAY BE SUBJECT TO NATURAL SELECTION.” A car drives by.
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11. Not again, winter!

A roadside motel sign reads, "MOTEL OFFICE. GO HOME WINTER YOU ARE DRUNK," with snowy ground and overcast sky in the background.
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12. Is this the end?

A mannequin dressed in a dark winter jacket, patterned sweater, and beanie stands in a store window. Next to it, a sign reads "FINAL WINTER Sale -40%". City lights are reflected in the glass.
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13. Are you a pumpkin spice-loving psycho?

A sidewalk sign reads: "There. Summer is over. Hope you’re happy you pumpkin spice loving psychos." The sign stands on a city sidewalk with fallen leaves nearby.
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14. Don’t let the sign fool you; it has been there since last winter

A sidewalk sign reads "Winter is coming. Firewood for sale." in red letters, with a large red arrow pointing right. The sign is placed near a curb by a street intersection.
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15. Someone’s sick of the weather

A person with curly hair, wearing a red sweater and white pants, stands on a street corner holding a sign that reads "NO MORE WINTER." Trees and buildings are visible in the background.
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Meet the Writer

Matt has spent over the last 8 years as both a writer and editor, working in Seattle and Brooklyn, where he is now based. He loves escaping the tirelessly fast pace of the “Mad Apple” that is NYC by taking walks and runs through parks where he’s able to catch up on the latest tea about society from the city’s ever chatty, always hungry, occasionally maniacal, pigeons. They always have a lot to say. When he’s not taking his urban nature strolls, or dutifully combing the deepest rabbit holes of the internet to find the content that’s worth sinking your mind’s teeth into, he’s likely holed up at a dark-lit dive bar with a new book and/or some friends, or just as easily he could be on the hunt for the next addition to his steadily growing plant family.

These days Matt’s caught up in trying to provide folks as many vivid glimpses into the days long since passed as he can, through fun and engaging collections of hand-picked vintage photos.