Via AskReddit

These are busy times. Not everyone has the time and energy to sit down and patiently read through an actual horror novel. There’s a whole lot to be done in a day. Thankfully though, there are plenty of aspiring two sentence horror story writers that can quickly rattle you, while asking for very little in return.

1. Yeah, nope.

2. Hard nope.

3. Yet, more nope.

4. Just when we thought we were out of nopes to give.

5. And there we go again with extra nope.

6. Extra, extra nope.

7. Yeah, how about a hard pass.

8. That’s just, nope.

9. Literal nope chills down the spine.

10. Oh man, come on now.

11. Tough way to go out.

12. No time like the present.

13. Some people overlook what’s right in front of them.

Meet the Writer

Matt has spent over the last 8 years as both a writer and editor, working in Seattle and Brooklyn, where he is now based. He loves escaping the tirelessly fast pace of the “Mad Apple” that is NYC by taking walks and runs through parks where he’s able to catch up on the latest tea about society from the city’s ever chatty, always hungry, occasionally maniacal, pigeons. They always have a lot to say. When he’s not taking his urban nature strolls, or dutifully combing the deepest rabbit holes of the internet to find the content that’s worth sinking your mind’s teeth into, he’s likely holed up at a dark-lit dive bar with a new book and/or some friends, or just as easily he could be on the hunt for the next addition to his steadily growing plant family.

These days Matt’s caught up in trying to provide folks as many vivid glimpses into the days long since passed as he can, through fun and engaging collections of hand-picked vintage photos.