On the left, a large pile of fish lies on the grass. On the right, a man sleeps in a recliner chair inside a home. Both images include humorous captions about selling fish and a Ford Mustang.

It’s a reminder that with a Wi-Fi connection and a little imagination, just about anything can be put up for sale. Whether you’re laughing, cringing, or questioning reality, these listings are unforgettable. Here are 25 of the weirdest things people have actually tried to sell online.

1. That’s a bargain if you ask me

A black door ram with two handles lies on a light wood floor. Above, a listing offers it for $40, explaining it was left behind by a SWAT team and is being sold to help cover door replacement costs.
thebombchu/via reddit.com

2. Well, now I’ve seen it all

A man covered in mud and sewage sits inside a septic tank, holding a camera. Behind him is a dirty wall, and there are pipes visible. Text above offers $150 an hour to access septic tanks for filming in Jacksonville, AL.
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3. This is just wrong

A red Salvation Army donation bucket hangs from a metal stand. The online post suggests selling it after the holidays and refers to it as a "$100 investment" to collect donations during the holiday season.
alexsava24/via reddit.com

4. $50 seems a little steep, but I’m intrigued

Two photos show a tennis ball with green mold and a small plant sprout growing from it, resting inside a plastic bin next to a yellow and black tool. The images are from a Facebook post selling the rare plant for $50.
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5. These are worth much more than $10; take my whole wallet

Side-by-side images: on the left, green 3D-printed “Hulk arms” for chickens; on the right, a chicken wearing the arms, making it look like it has large, muscular green limbs.
caitm/via reddit.com

6. You’d better hurry, animal print goes fast

A living room set with black couches and ottoman, all covered in a white crackle or giraffe-like animal print pattern. Blue curtains hang in the window behind the seating.
itamikey/via reddit.com

7. Just shy of 4 chairs, $15

A person sits on one of three red-cushioned chairs, with space for a fourth but no chair present. The scene is outdoors on grass near a wooden fence. Listing title reads “Almost Four Chairs.”
billpickle123456/via reddit.com

8. No, thank you

A large pile of carp fish lies on the grass outdoors, surrounded by weeds. The photo is taken during daylight, and the fish are stacked closely together.
sammyjoeurd/via reddit.com

9. These are the most terrifying plant baskets ever

Two upside-down doll heads repurposed as succulent plant holders, with plants growing from openings at the top. One doll wears a polka dot outfit with pink underwear. Price listed as $30.
lordfortinbraap/via reddit.com

10. Toilet art is beautiful

A white vintage bedpan used as a frame contains a small outhouse model surrounded by green and multicolored stones, resembling a rustic diorama.
woweewow/via reddit.com

11. I’ve always wanted a soup boy

Two photos of a handmade doll labeled "Campbell soup boy," featuring a painted face and a Campbell’s soup can for a torso, sitting on a blue chair. The doll has outstretched arms and a slightly worn appearance.
the-graveyard-writer/via reddit.com

12. Now this is an interesting service for sale

A hand holds several TV remotes hot-glued together side by side. Text below reads: "For $10 I'll come to your house and hot glue all your TV remotes together $10.
environment-sure/via reddit.com

13. It’s a low-carb option for a hot dog, and a good price too

A sausage sliced open lengthwise with bread and mustard inside, served on a white plate with ketchup on the side. The text below reads "reverse hotdog $1".
idkhamster/via reddit.com

14. Who would pay almost $200 for this?

A listing on eBay shows a Dimitri Vodka bottle filled with cigarette ashes. The label mentions it took years to fill, from 1989 to 1993. The price is $196.69 with free shipping.
mrgameandwatch09/via reddit.com

15. “Rare collectible”

Side-by-side photo: on the left, a man dressed as Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones; on the right, a jalapeño Cheeto resembling a human figure. eBay listing price: $350.00 for the Cheeto.
betamax32/via reddit.com

16. You can’t beat it for $1000

A small, bare room with a deflated air mattress on a dirty floor, scattered trash, and shoes near green peeling walls. A Craigslist ad offers the room for rent in the East Village for $1,000 per month.
summersonswift/via reddit.com

17. Just the power button? For $20?

A Roku TV remote lies on a beige carpet. The remote has various buttons, including for Netflix, Disney+, Hulu, and Sling. The Facebook post advertises selling only the remote's power button, not the whole remote.
userdeleted/via reddit.com

18. Okay, but why is the $75,000 diamond on a sandwich?

A large diamond rests on top of a piece of cake. The listing shows the price as AU$75,616.32 for a GIA 10 Carat Diamond VVS1 Gem, with a "Buy it now" button and product images below.
willowkimba/via reddit.com

19. Walk right in, get what you want, and walk right out

Two photos of a blue Walmart vest: the front has a zipper and Walmart logo on the chest, the back shows a large yellow Walmart spark logo. The vest is displayed on a white surface, next to a wall outlet.
wavywavy007/via reddit.com

20. This will go perfectly with my collection

A dark-colored parking lot pole stands upright in the middle of a room with wooden floors, listed on eBay as "walmart pole" for $15.00.
badash7/via reddit.com

21. “Do not touch the horse.”

A man lies on the ground underneath a horse in a stable. The Airbnb listing titled “Sleep under my BROTHER’S HORSE” humorously advertises sleeping under a horse, highlighting warmth and a warning not to touch the horse.
shweasel69/via reddit.com

22. That… isn’t a mustang

A man is asleep in a recliner with his head tilted and mouth open. Below him is a car listing for a 1995 Ford Mustang priced at $1,234, driven 123,456 miles, with automatic transmission.
nint3njoe_2003/via reddit.com

23. “Slightly used”

Collage of photos showing a cooked whole turkey in a roasting pan, with text offering it for sale as "used turkey" for $75 or best offer in Alachua, FL.
swampyhiker/via reddit.com

24. It’s 100% authentic

A man in a sweatshirt poses with one arm raised, making it appear as if his other arm is missing. The image is part of a humorous listing for a "Harry Potter Invisible Cloak" priced at $15,000.
sifaat_afzal/via reddit.com

25. $500 for a hot dog couch is actually a great deal

A large couch designed to look like a hot dog with a bun, lettuce, and mustard sits in a living room with wooden floors and beige walls. A poster of New York City hangs above the couch.
sativanna/via reddit.com

Want to see more ridiculous internet content?

Check out 25 People Who Have No Sense of Humor (And The Internet Noticed), or take a look at 18 People And Their Failed Tries to Spread Lies On The Internet. Finally, if you want to see the weirdest things people found on Facebook Marketplace, check out 23 Weird Things People Found on Facebook Marketplace.

Meet the Writer

Patrick is a writer based in upstate New York, where he grew up and still calls home. Over the past year, he’s been diving deep into storytelling, especially tales rooted in history, the Wild West, lost treasures, and ancient artifacts. He’s also drawn to unsolved mysteries and whatever the internet can’t stop talking about.

Whether it’s a centuries-old legend or a bizarre internet rabbit hole, Patrick is always chasing the threads of a compelling story. When he’s not chasing stories, Pat’s probably hiking mountain trails with his dog, exploring new corners of the U.S., or doom-scrolling between hangouts with friends and family. He finds inspiration in nature, forgotten places, and random conversations—anything that sparks curiosity. Whether it’s city streets or backcountry paths, Patrick’s always on the lookout for the next great story.