17 of the Most Random People We Could Find Online This Week

Last Updated on September 18, 2025 by Matt Staff

Every week, the internet serves up a fresh dose of chaos, and somehow, people keep finding new ways to surprise us. Whether it’s someone wearing a traffic cone as a fashion statement or someone mowing their roof as if it were made of grass, the randomness never stops. These moments might leave us confused, amused, or just plain speechless, but they definitely keep things interesting.

This week, we’ve rounded up 17 of the most random individuals we came across. People are living completely in their own worlds, for better or worse. Some are hilarious, others just plain bizarre, but all of them made us stop scrolling and wonder what exactly we just witnessed. You can’t make this stuff up… and thankfully, we don’t have to. Here are 17 of the most bizarre and random people we could find this week.

1. This seems like a good time to trim up the lawn

A man mows his lawn in a backyard while a large tornado spins in a nearby field under dark, stormy clouds. The man appears nonchalant despite the severe weather.
drakogaming_/via reddit.com

2. “Cow don’t know Spanish.”

A Reddit post from r/Showerthoughts says: "You walk up to cow and say 'hablas lo espanol' but cow don't know Spanish so it reply with 'mooooooooooooooo' XD". The post has 4 upvotes.
acewolf98/via reddit.com

3. Does anyone else hate this?

A four-panel meme with two girls talking. The first girl hears her friends gush about their boyfriends, while in the last panel, she happily says, "I like goldfish!!" while holding a bag of goldfish snacks.
uncle_pastuzo/via reddit.com

4. Don’t text your number neighbor

A humorous text exchange where someone texts their number neighbor, who responds with confusion, jokes about darkness, and claims to have a turtle that eats eyes, so they must wear shoes everywhere.
userdeleated/via reddit.com

5. The most random tattoo ever

A tattoo on an arm shows text: “Roses are red, so is my face, cause I feel awkward all the time, but this is my tattoo” above a simple drawing of a fish with an arrow pointing to it and text, “It’s a fish.”
fulminatormage/via reddit.com

6. I’m not sure how to unpack this one

A wet cat sits in a bathtub, looking up with a displeased expression. Below the image is a comment that reads, “What breed of tomato sauce is that.”
venomroxx/via reddit.com

7. Why are you mowing your roof?

A person pushes a lawnmower on the roof of a building, surrounded by trees and a blue sky with a few clouds.
boxcart100/via reddit

8. This seems like an odd spot for a joke, but here’s this guy

Two ambulances and emergency workers are on the roadside next to an overturned yellow car, which crashed off a highway. Traffic cones divert cars, and a blue road sign lists distances to nearby towns.
puzzleheadedbar533/via reddit.com

9. Who stares like that on an airplane?

A person in a black hoodie sitting in a chair with a shelf full of cans
heavyloungin/via reddit.com

10. I’m having a hard time understanding this question and the answers

A Reddit post asks, "What color in your sound?" Two replies say, "Bread pudding" and "Cheese and crackers make an oyster.
coconutfl/via reddit.com

11. That’s a solid thing to have etched onto your body for eternity

A tattoo reads, "Roses are red, My name’s Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave." Below is a black microwave and the text "MMMMMMMMMM" mimicking the appliance’s humming sound.
yamialive1/via reddit.com

12. I don’t think that’s what they meant, but we’re here for it

A Twitter thread by Cloud9 starting a count to 1,000 with "1". Discord replies humorously with "banana" instead of continuing the count.
indoktor/via reddit.com

13. This is hands down the most random thing I’ve ever seen

A photo of a tree trunk with a slice of white bread stapled to it. The Facebook post asks if anyone knows who the "mystery bread stapler" of Sheffield is.
hellinawbcell/via reddit.com

14. Mowing the grass while it’s snowing, because why not?

A person in an orange shirt uses a snow blower on a driveway during light snowfall in a suburban neighborhood. In the foreground, a plastic goose decoration lies on the ground surrounded by thin patches of snow.
queenharvest/via reddit.com

15. They need to change this dating app bio

Instagram bio text saying they want a funny, sarcastic woman, joke about having Tourette's, dislike boring bios, use random sound effects, and encourage showing true, silly personality. Includes smiley and silly face emojis.
mersketit/via reddit.com

16. What a randomly wholesome interaction

A YouTube comment thread shows users discussing the term "NEWSFEED." One user asks about the meaning, another clarifies it's just a random comment, and they agree nothing important is being missed.
userdeleted/via reddit.com

17. How do thirst walk the thirst?

A confusing question about zombies and thirst on Reddit is met with a sarcastic reply advising to check the battery in a carbon monoxide detector.
userdeleted/via reddit.com

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