An image of a Tweet about a woman asking if dead turkeys kept growing before being bought.
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One of the biggest red flags that you can spot in a person is if they’re disrespectful to anyone who works in customer service. To work a customer service job is already putting yourself through all kinds of misery. We’re talking about the long shifts, tired legs, emotional exhaustion, and the occasionally psychotic manager who is devoid of all empathy. Yet here we are. Some customers are truly incapable of being decent humans whenever they interact with folks that work in customer service jobs. It’s like they turn their brains off. The customers that made this list were undeniably wrong, and they clearly had no idea about it. Or they would be too stubborn to this day to admit that they were wrong.

1. If only it was a work of fiction.

A screenshot of a customer who ordered a dozen chicken wings medium-rare.
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2. Okay, just think about that one for a second.

A Twitter screenshot of a customer who ordered a mozzarella stick and asked about the kind of cheese.
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3. It’s in the literal order.

A Twitter screenshot of someone who didn't know what a 2-piece order was.
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4. No, obviously not.

A Twitter screenshot from someone who didn't know if pasta was in pasta salad.
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5. Clearly they were having a day.

A Twitter story about a customer complaining about bad customer service in Lowe's, and threatening to go to Lowe's.

6. Best keep it moving.

A Twitter screenshot from a customer who didn't understand how drive-thru works.
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7. Duller next time.

A Twitter user talking about a customer complaining about their ax being too sharp.
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8. There has to be a bigger charge.

A Twitter user complains about customer ordering super salad.
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9. Retail will break people and glasses.

A screenshot of someone who didn't know if glass shattered in a retail store.
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10. Yes, this one clearly sees all.

A Twitter user complains about testy customer at Publix.
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11. They were their own worst enemy.

A Twitter screenshot of customer who didn't understand math with change.
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12. She has her priorities in order.

A Twitter user talks about woman complaining about the ocean being in bad shape.
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13. Clearly chose the wrong museum and timeline.

A Twitter user talks about a woman who thought sabertooth cats were alive.
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14. Yeah, that would be nice.

A Twitter screenshot from someone who thought humans have 3 arms.
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15. Now that would be quite the experience.

A Twitter user talks about woman who expected store-bought turkeys to keep growing.
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Meet the Writer

Matt has spent over the last 8 years as both a writer and editor, working in Seattle and Brooklyn, where he is now based. He loves escaping the tirelessly fast pace of the “Mad Apple” that is NYC by taking walks and runs through parks where he’s able to catch up on the latest tea about society from the city’s ever chatty, always hungry, occasionally maniacal, pigeons. They always have a lot to say. When he’s not taking his urban nature strolls, or dutifully combing the deepest rabbit holes of the internet to find the content that’s worth sinking your mind’s teeth into, he’s likely holed up at a dark-lit dive bar with a new book and/or some friends, or just as easily he could be on the hunt for the next addition to his steadily growing plant family.

These days Matt’s caught up in trying to provide folks as many vivid glimpses into the days long since passed as he can, through fun and engaging collections of hand-picked vintage photos.