Last Updated on August 19, 2025 by Matt Staff
Clapbacks are an art form. They don´t need to be cruel, but when done right, they land with the perfect mix of wit, sass, and sting. With online exchanges and casual conversations, these petty clapbacks that hit way too hard show that sometimes the pettiest remarks are the most memorable.
1. “Fancy way of saying.”

2. “You should have principles”

3. “You’re so short!”

4. The reason for unhappiness

5. “Chickens have a family.”

6. “Respect everyone”

7. “Walmart´s stock”

8. “Snake poisoning or poverty?”

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10. What to do with free space

11. Shampoo commercials are wild

12. Price rearrangement

13. Scooter is angrier than he should be

14. Procrastinators together!

15. Decoration for boys

16. Homeschooled kids

17. Is it dominance?

18. Bills vs. Salary

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