18 Petty Clapbacks That Hit Way Too Hard

Last Updated on August 19, 2025 by Matt Staff

Clapbacks are an art form. They don´t need to be cruel, but when done right, they land with the perfect mix of wit, sass, and sting. With online exchanges and casual conversations, these petty clapbacks that hit way too hard show that sometimes the pettiest remarks are the most memorable.

1. “Fancy way of saying.”

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2. “You should have principles”

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3. “You’re so short!”

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4. The reason for unhappiness

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5. “Chickens have a family.”

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6. “Respect everyone”

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7. “Walmart´s stock”

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8. “Snake poisoning or poverty?”

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10. What to do with free space

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11. Shampoo commercials are wild

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12. Price rearrangement

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13. Scooter is angrier than he should be

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14. Procrastinators together!

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15. Decoration for boys

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16. Homeschooled kids

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17. Is it dominance?

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18. Bills vs. Salary

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