Parking lots breed poetry, especially the kind written on a scrap of receipt and tucket under a wiper. These award-worthy car notes run the full range with some razor-sharp sarcasm, wholesome apologies, and brutally honest PSAs about parking like a pretzel. Because really, I think that pretzel-caliber parking is an honest reflection of someone’s lack of willingness to summon any kind of care about how that could complicate another person’s attempt at parking peacefully in the same lot.
1. Blonde female driver didn’t have a chance
2. “Dear horrible person…”
3. Thanks, I guess
4. Happy hunting
5. “Have a good one”
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6. P.S. My bad!
7. The horse couldn’t hold it much longer
8. “Because you looked rich, I’m not leaving my number”
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9. Should I be scared?
10. “Don’t make people doubt their grammar”
11. This person even had time to do a little drawing
12. That’s quite elaborate
13. “That’s a paddlin”
14. You get free bread if you stop parking here
15. “So I stopped, but the bills didn’t”
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