Some pubs don’t advertise their specials so much as they heckle you into ordering them. The best chalkboards feel like a bartender’s stand-up set: short, salty, and oddly accurate. You pause, you smirk, and somehow you’re at the bar ordering anyway.
These roasts feel like a wink coming from the regular’s table. If you’ve ever been called out by a sign and still tipped well, you know you’re in the right place.
1. No, wait…
2. That’s one way to promote a quiz night
3. What are you trying to say?
4. England’s national soccer team is now “The Muppets”
5. Roasting the burglar and promoting the bar
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6. Put the phone aside and talk to people
7. “For a while”
8. Who are you calling ugly?
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9. Classic Canadian
10. Did you know her?
11. Grudge? Where?
12. Don’t mock the herbivores
13. NO FINGERLESS GLOVES
14. Almost got you there!
15. You know who you are!!
16. Seems like Andy has something against hipsters
17. Is that a White Claw I see in your hand?
18. Poor hipster
19. The bar is where you solve your problems; everyone knows that
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