Some products solve problems everyone recognizes. Others appear to have been created after someone asked a question nobody else had considered. From emergency underwear to a pickle that performs a full yodel, these objects occupy the strange space between useful invention and elaborate joke. They are real, available to purchase, and surprisingly committed to their very specific purposes.
1. The Yodelling Pickle
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At first glance, it is an ordinary plastic pickle. Press the button, however, and the five-inch vegetable begins yodeling with considerably more enthusiasm than the situation requires. Batteries are included, which means there is no period of reflection between opening the package and hearing the performance. The manufacturer describes it as a conversation piece, although it may also be an effective way to end certain conversations.
2. Handerpants
Regular fingerless gloves apparently lacked the visual excitement of men’s briefs. Handerpants are cotton and spandex gloves designed to look exactly like tiny white underwear, complete with the familiar waistband and openings around the fingers. The company says they provide warmth and protection against chafing, so there is at least a practical explanation hiding beneath the joke. Unfortunately, wearing them means repeatedly explaining why your hands are dressed more carefully than the rest of you.
3. Emergency Underpants in a Can
There are situations people prepare for with bottled water, flashlights, and first-aid kits. Archie McPhee would also like them to consider disposable underwear. Its Emergency Underpants come compressed inside a small container and are designed to fit most adults when something has gone unexpectedly wrong. The company even sells them in bulk, suggesting that one emergency pair may not be enough for everyone’s lifestyle.
4. The Ostrichpillow Original
The Ostrichpillow Original resembles a soft helmet with openings for a person’s head and hands. It was designed to create a private napping space by reducing light and surrounding the wearer with cushioned fabric. In practical terms, it allows someone to place their head on a desk and temporarily disappear from the visible world. It may improve a power nap, but it also makes ignoring coworkers look unusually deliberate.
5. A Motion-Activated Toilet Night Light
Turning on the bathroom light at 3 a.m. can feel unnecessarily aggressive, so someone created a smaller light specifically for the toilet. The device clips onto the bowl and activates when it detects movement, illuminating the water in a selection of colors. It is useful, slightly futuristic, and guaranteed to make an ordinary bathroom look like it contains a very small nightclub.
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6. The Five-Pound Gummy Bear
A normal gummy bear is small enough to disappear in a few bites. Vat19’s version weighs five pounds and contains the equivalent of roughly 1,400 standard gummy bears, turning a familiar candy into something closer to a decorative object. Cutting it into slices is probably the sensible approach, although purchasing it suggests that sensible approaches have already been abandoned.
7. The Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
This feeder hangs from a tree and holds food inside an oversized horse head. When a squirrel reaches in to eat, its own head disappears, and the horse mask appears to become its face. The result is a backyard animal with the proportions of a tiny mythical creature and no awareness that it is entertaining anyone. It solves no urgent problem, but it may produce some memorable photographs.
8. The Emotional Support Chicken
Emotional support items usually aim for warmth, softness, or calm. This one is a rubber chicken. It is sold as a comforting companion despite looking like something that would produce a loud squeak at the worst possible moment. There is something oddly reassuring about a product that does not attempt to explain why a rubber poultry toy should improve anyone’s emotional state.
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9. The Screaming Goat Figurine
A small goat figurine sits quietly on a desk until someone presses it. Then it releases a dramatic goat scream. That is the entire function, and perhaps anything more would interfere with the purity of the concept.
10. Future Pee Energy Drink
Most energy drinks promise focus, power, extreme performance, or some other ambitious outcome. Future Pee takes a more honest approach by naming itself after what eventually happens to every canned beverage. The drink has a citrus flavor and packaging built around that remarkably direct observation. It is hard to decide whether the name is refreshingly realistic or simply information that did not need to appear near the ingredients list.
11. A Dill-Flavored Gummy Pickle
The gummy pickle is not merely shaped like a pickle. It also combines sweet gummy candy with a recognizable dill flavor, eliminating the possibility that the design is only visual. The result sits somewhere between candy and condiment while belonging comfortably to neither category. Anyone who has ever wanted dessert to taste faintly like a sandwich ingredient finally has an option.
12. Emergency Googly Eyes
A small tin of adhesive googly eyes can transform almost any object into a face, which is apparently important enough to qualify as emergency equipment. The idea is simple: carry the eyes, locate an insufficiently expressive object, and correct the situation. A mailbox, stapler, refrigerator, or parking meter can suddenly look nervous, surprised, or quietly disappointed. The real question is how many ordinary objects people were expected to tolerate before this product arrived.
13. The Instant Audience
Applause is usually earned, requested, or awkwardly started by one enthusiastic person in the back of the room. The Instant Audience removes that uncertainty by providing applause on demand. It is a small electronic device designed to produce crowd reactions whenever the owner believes recognition is overdue. That could be after a successful presentation, a correctly assembled piece of furniture, or simply getting out of bed before noon.
14. An Aztec Death Whistle
This modern novelty whistle is designed to produce a sound resembling a human scream. It is sold as an instrument, a collectible, and a highly effective method of alarming anyone within hearing distance. Unlike a normal whistle, it does not suggest sports, lifeguards, or orderly attention. It suggests that something terrible has happened just beyond the nearest wall.
15. A Beer Can Sleeping Bag
Some sleeping bags are designed to resemble animals, spaceships, or familiar characters. This one makes the sleeper look like a large can of beer. The product is intended as a novelty covering, but its existence creates an unusual bedtime image: a person climbing into an oversized beverage container and settling down for the night. It may not improve sleep, though it will make identifying your sleeping bag at a crowded campsite much easier.
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Check out 14 Products That Should Have Been Stopped at the Meeting, or take a look at 20 Bizarre Infomercial Products That Were Oddly Tempting. If you want to see more strange products, you can check out 16 Objects With Purposes People Cannot Easily Guess.
