Last Updated on April 28, 2025 by Colby Droscher
Some insults sting for a second; others live rent-free forever. From calling a coworker “a software update nobody asked for” to telling a gamer, “I’d explain it, but you lack the RAM,” these 21 diabolical lines vaporised egos on impact.
Hungry for more savage wit? Reload with 19 Funny Rare Insults People Held Nothing Back, sharpen your tongue with 23 Sharp-Witted Clapbacks and Vicious Insults, or witness verbal carnage in 19 Cunning Comebacks That Left No Survivors. Brace yourself—the trenches of verbal warfare just got deeper.
1. “Hotels are for the rich.”
“You don’t need airlines and hotels if you have enough courage.” – u/DemonRaily
The word “diabolical” traces back to the 15th-century Latin diabolicus, meaning “devilish,” as noted in the Oxford English Dictionary.
2. “That must’ve hurt.”
“Ah the internet, where you start with good intent, and somehow people end up being rude regardless.” – u/headxxd
3. “Italian archer looking familiar.”
“His palms spaghetti.” – u/be-kind-re-wind
4. “Wouldn’t say rare, but a good one.”
“At Wreslemania 1776.” – u/viperfangs92
5. “Wasn’t there a test today.”
“Bro, you got a free seventh wing. That’s enough.” – u/urcatpics
6. “A cauliflower burger.”
“As much as I like cauliflower, this is the worst way to use it that I’ve seen.” – u/vetmitar
7. “Folded up tests.”
“I’d really love to know the thinking pattern behind this.” – u/this1ismyreddit
8. “When you realize, you can’t stop realizing.”
“Hm, good premise for a show right there.” – u/dendropais
9. “34 year old Donald Trump when asked if he ever thought about becoming president.”
“Weird. Not ripe, but definitely rotten on the inside.” – u/satanicjamnik
10. “Didn’t have to do royalty like that, but it’s still pretty funny.”
“He could have hair if he wanted to.” – u/deleted
11. “One of the most amazing millionaires right now.”
“When he dances, it looks like an ironing board falling over.” – u/smudlalk
12. “A review about PUBG.”
“Well even the main guy for the game backed off it years ago, tells something about management.” – u/preestonpooiln
13. “Who says this.”
“He used the motherlode cheat from the Sims.” – u/numerousbug891
14. “Are you agreeing with this though.”
“I are not agreeing with this.” – u/dalek_chaos01
15. “Childish Gambino took a hit on Hot One’s.”
“At least his grandma loves him.” – u/mrfantastikisunknown
16. “Not enough for Reddit.”
“One day my sleep app said I slept better than 100% of users, guess it makes me not just 1% but a champion.” – u/octoreader
17. “To infinity and beyond.”
“Thanos’ daughter on earth.” – u/lalain-maximum192
18. “And his name is Thundercat.”
“He is an unreal musician. All love to thundercat.” – u/mrkupulal
19. “That’s a good question.”
“I mean, it’s cool though.” – u/mingiscalk
20. “Is that a rare insult or compliment.”
“That’s a compliment.” – u/godofcartony
21. “That must’ve stung.”
“Yeah, I wanna see what warranted that response.” – u/flioqi
