• A handwritten note on a windshield that reads, “Congratulations you have parked in 2 private parking spaces.”
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    15 Overboard Petty Messages That Run Amok in Toxic Communities

    Sometime in close quarters, small things get loud. The messages start out “kindly” but end with three exclamation points on a community board, a gate, or a mailbox. This is a selection of the petty poetry of tight-knit blocks, with their notes about bins, loud barking, wrong parking spaces, porches, and borrowed tools, all of them said with manners so sweet they almost sting. 1. “I will update you with the progress of my levitation exercises” 2. And he made it into a heart! 3. YOUR YARD 4. Fred Flintstone would’ve loved those! 5. “Hey lady” 6. They don’t want…

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